Welcome to the Asylum, dear future patient! Make yourself at home and serve yourself with a shot of lithium with a syringe promising a never-ending dream on the land of lunatics. Fear not if thou art still sane; our bookshelf will provide you with a satisfying dose of contagious mental illnesses. See you at 4 o'clock.
2/20/2011
Introductory Injection
Dear Visitor, let me assure you how delighted we are to greet you in our humble hospital. We will do our best to keep you entertained and to treat your desire for farewell. Please be as kind as to take a seat. Are you feeling comfortable? Good. Before giving you a dose of wonderland, we'll have to tie you up. Don't worry, it's a simple measure of precaution. Just a tiny sting, nothing else. No one has complained so far. On the count of three.. One.. Two... Aaand, we're done. It wasn't painful at all, was it? Feeling okay? Right. Come, sweetie, we'll show you around in your new home..
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